The Principal's Corner
THE BENEFITS OF LAUGHTER
Laughter has numerous health benefits affecting everything from stress hormones to blood pressure to the immune system. One of the best things about working with children is getting the opportunity to hear some of the funny things they say. Read below and laugh if you can; it will be good for you!
Words of Wisdom From Children
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
Never try to baptize a cat.